Two Yankees had their assets frozen because of some investments their brokers made on their behalf.
Here are their REAL quotes:
"I can’t pay bills right now," Damon was quoted as saying by foxsports.com. "That started on Tuesday. I had to pay a trainer for working out during the offseason. I told him, ‘Just hold on for a little bit and hopefully all this stuff gets resolved.’ "
"I didn’t have money with Stanford, but all my credit card accounts are frozen right now because of that situation," Nady was quoted as saying by foxsports.com. "I’m trying to get an apartment in New York. I can’t put a credit card down to hold it."
Are you fucking serious? Cry me a river jackoffs.